No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
4pm update. Theres smashed cake inside my duffel bag, a vodka bottle in the dish drainer, and the most productive thing ive done is make 40 pigs in a blanket
What would you do in exchange for having a girl eat a waffle house waffle off your body?
From the guy that lifted you into a fan I'm sorry
and let me tell you something, handcuffs are surprisingly uncomfortable when they arent being used in a sexual manner
He said he was gonna go pull a lochte and the next thing we know he's outside ass naked peeing in the neighbors kiddie pool.
He came over drunk in a speedo i told him he has my vote he said who are you voting for when i said obama he took off running and shouting i was worthless like an empty beer can
If you make 120 dollars and I walk instd of drive and don't eat or smoke this week we can pay rent
My chiropractor just high fived me for getting drunk enough to throw my back out this weekend.. Life. Complete.
You have to get it done early. Like a dick drive by. Hit it and run.
Im covered in coffee vomit and urine and none of which are mine
Certain restrictions may apply. Common side effects of sex with me include unbridled joy, a healthy glow, soreness and the inability to walk for short to long amounts of time. If any of these side effects occur please consult your physician, so he/she can prescribe me a "high-five".
It was hands down the most magical fuck I've ever had
It was the only fuck you've ever had..
But once you are just right and I work my tongue in the right spots and hot wax your balls and inner thighs. I will have you right where I want you.
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