Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
omg, I know. It's so embarrassing that we've both had his penis in parts of our bodies
Hey a mouth doesn't really count. A vagina counts more.
i'd rather walk the sahara in a snuggie with no water than take a bicycle cab
I wonder if they've ever made a porno about the song "she'll be comin' round the mountain when she comes"
totally watching dr. phil and getting eaten out right now. be jealous.
so explain to me why i woke up in jail this morning
because you opened a jar or pickles and a bag of fritos and layed down in the middle of aisle 7 while singing 'la cucaracha'
no more ever clear
You know whats sad? As I walk past the campus daycare i cant help think, look at those drunk mistakes
Ok. Cause im very serious about this. I wanna strip and do coke for a month
Just took a shot out of a used mini planter. Might die from the pesticides, but didnt want whoever took all of my shotglasses to think they won.
help me choose which girl to send myself boning to my girlfriend to make her want to break up
which one looks the most like her?
You went down on Rachel in front me last night. Worst. Brother. Ever.
I thought I was heading girls talk. It was the toilet. Like put my ear to it
Am I supposed to get so horny by looking at your dick that I start orgasming uncontrollably
And with one simple text you can separate the men from the boys...."it's that time of the month."
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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