idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
Holy shit r u serious? How?
Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
You going out tonight?
No I am at the hospital. Throwing up blood is apparently frowned upon.
Not many best friends can say they've all made out with a homeless guy
since when did our medecine drawer and our sex drawer become the same drawer? we now have lube covered cough drops.
I just want to steal his innocence through his penis. I really do.
I think I'm gonna quit partying for awhile. Piercing my own nose is where I draw the line.
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
I think I just legit sprained my wrist from holding myself up while giving a blow J. God dammit come already
He just asked me to be his girlfriend while having sex on his parents kitchen counter
Was just messaged by someone in a Power Ranger suit on OkCupid... Figured you would approve
There are condoms rolled onto each bunny ear of the ears I was wearing last night
She yelled out "MCDREAMY" mid orgasm
That's not the problem. The problem is I thought I was over him but he smells nice today.
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