Forgive me I'm always horny when I wake up
i killed an earwig and left its corpse on the wall as a warning
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
I've been watching too much manswers. Cuz i know scissoring doesn't work on a motorcycle.
Can you do me a favor and fuck someone with a car so I can get a ride home?
you also choked him out with your legs on the kitchen floor..
just let her blow you already, it's practically animal cruelty at this point.
Little boy scout stared at me with judgmental looks while I bought 3 bottles of liquor but refused to buy popcorn from him
Just saw a cougar do the walk of shame. She asked housekeeping where the fastest elevator was.
I think its pretty common. 1 out of every 4 people probably have a stripper's phone # in their phone.
I might have hooked up with a 2003 alumni last night in the basement
Dude you were ten when he graduated
Wahoowaaaaaaa
Currently googling hangover cures, which looks a lot like working from the perspective of my boss.
I'm literally spending $165 to fly to Arizona to have a sex road trip coming back
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
I just want orgasms and emotional validation. Is that too much to ask?
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