I'm at a bar that has girls so awful looking even you would not have sex with them.
Well... I doubt that.
she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
I made out with four boys last night, AND EXCUSE ME WHILE I COUNT HOW MANY GIRLS.
We went into lab today and when no one was looking i touched our cadaver's penis!
I feel like I'm in a bed a bagels and mistakes.
Hey for future reference vodka can not be substituted for water when shaving your legs
don't say the first was when I crawled under into the dressing room
she broke up with me the week she got divorced. maybe I should grab a beer with her ex
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
I'm just now starting to feel better... I remembered sleeping on the floor. I was peeing and saw his rug and it looked so comfy
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
Well I found my neighbors on tinder if you're wondering how my night went
Its my nipple ring piercing anniversary. We need to celebrate.
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
So i dislocated my knee but still went home and fucked his brains out. Nothing gets in the way of my sex life. NOTHING.
Randomize
