she was so ugly that the sight of her made me shiver and then i had to play it off like a draft blew by that only i felt.
then she woke up from sleeping for an hour and the first thing she said was "i regret it already"
when we were having sex and i started crying and telling you i missed you..why couldnt you stop and tell me how you felt or make me feel better?you kept going...
i wish that every time i slipped on a sheet of ice i had the ability to recover with a michael jackson move
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
bad sex. bad bad bad. it was like trying to pick up an overcooked noodle with an empty pringles can. why do these guys always seem to find me?
Makers Mark. Chicken nuggets in a blender. Smart
Alright, deal. Settling two drug deals before noon is what I call a productive day. I'm not even gonna go to math, I've practiced enough numbers for the day.
She complimented my boobs and then told me I smelled like teddy bears before falling asleep on the floor.
My mom told me to get it out of my system now bc once I hit 30 it's not acceptable to get "white girl wasted".
All I want to do is ice my pussy, but then my husband would probably infer that I was not at a business meeting last night.
I'm really glad I had vomit on my sweater when I met his sister.
I have a bag of frozen peas on my vagina. If you want to talk about real problems.
It's difficult when the romantic and the hedonist in me are fighting. I want him to respect me and hopefully pursue an actual relationship, but then I remember he fucks like a GOD and loves my kink. Oh, life's hard.
I've seen your dick too many times for both of us to be straight.
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