We need to find a way to make penises more like hookahs.
You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
I thought about donating plasma but thats not the way i want to find out that i have aids
IM PICKING UP BLOW FOR US STOP WHINING ABOUT SEX
Thank God I didn't lose my virginity to that asshole. That woulda been like winnin a raffle ticket for a free bag of dog shit. But with like a really pretty bag. A pretty bag full of dog shit.
You do resemble something that has been used as a chew toy.
bring the dog... nobody goes to jail with a dog.
Teeth make me feel like a dinosaur. Can you feel yours?
He tried to take a picture of me naked but only got my ass. I don't know his name but if my butt is a guys wallpaper, that's the one I boned.
Real reason I can't work: it's Tuesday. I get stoned and watch buck Rodgers in Tuesday.
Jesus Christ you're perfect.
She said I had a really great aura. Which I think is hippie code for "I bet you can give me a mind melting orgasm"
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
no fucks will be given and no pants will be worn
i'll bring the vodka
Fuck you bitch. You're married. You got a live-in dick at home for your needs. I still gotta surf this shitty town's bars for cock
You should not be involved with someone who smells like that. Because that smell seriously does not go away. Even if you can't actually smell it at any given point, it will still haunt you
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