My relationship with VH1 is so bittersweet
Last night I ate the rest of the salsa with my hands. And i DONT have a hangover? Glorious.
dude, i was at the student union last night trying to study but some retarded sorority spent an hour voting on the color of the seasons shirts like it was a UN meeting- someone motioned purple, someone objected, and half an hour later after 2 recounts they decided on purple
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
My drug dealer is spending the weekend in my studio apartment. I feel like I've crossed a line that should never be crossed.
Sometimes I worry for your future but then I remember how big your boobs are.
Well after last night it's official...I cannot die...it time to use this power for good instead of handle contests
You'd be proud of me. They tried to give me bread to sober up, but I told them no, im on a diet.
Its completely acceptable to go naked under my graduation gown right?
Some ppl might frown upon it but theyre prudes
I'm sitting in front of a fan naked drinking Gatorade. Motherfucking hangover probs
How early is too early to study with margaritas?
NO TEQUILA
Why do I always think it's a good idea? Like a challenge? Shit maybe I should CHALLEGE myself to get laid for once instead
Didn't pick classes because we were out all weekend...only open course is "alcohol and drug problems". Fucking ironic.
He had a cruise ship of a dick and I need to set sail on that ocean again
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
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