Things overheard in WeHo: "Just drink a corona and eat some ass, you won't be hungry anymore"
I just watched 2 blind guys walk into each other head on in providence. It pays to pregame in your car.
Best idea ever: Giving hobos a beer and having a chugging contest to win another beer. Most fun I have had downtown in a while.
I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
I seem to remember you being very disappointed that drinking Michelob Ultra didn't give you magic powers.
Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
Oh my god. I just RAN OVER a child. Oh my god this isnt my day. That kid was cool as fuck though
I can't let him end my perfect streak. HE USED TO BE FAT
he had a Pillsbury dough boy tattoo to remind him of his drug dealing days
He kept squeezing my butt and telling me how smart I was
then he told me my boobs feel like "if you put mushroom soup in a baggie." I don't know how I'm supposed to feel about this.
"Accidentally" bump into him after class.
I'm gonna "accidentally" put his dick in my mouth.
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
When you wanted to give that guy at McDonalds your number you asked the cashier if you could borrow "a pen or just like a straw with his blood on it". He gave you a pen.
I have cats now. Five of them.
Have you considered starting a global domination firm?
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