It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
i wonder what megan fox's vagina feels like.
Heaven soaked bacon.
Got a stripper to howl at my wolf shirt.
But hes like a baby bird with a broken wing that i want to FUCK.
Tell Taylor to rock on. Tell her she is so beautiful that the sun shines down on her face and shows her beauty. Tell her to live on, like Martin Luther King. He'll never die. He's living his dreams.
You told me you would ride a pig into the night sky screaming, "I wear my sunglasses at night"
Should have know they were on something when he started filling a Togo container with fruit
Question #1: Why am I on my living room floor? Question #2: Where did the bloody footprints come from? Question #3: Why are there two McChickens next to the wine bottle?
She unfriended me on Facebook after I responded to her long love note with #demtittesdoe. Jager is the goddamned devil.
my poor anus
I take Paypal, cash, sexual favors, and roasted red potatoes with garlic as payment. You choose.
I WANT BLOOD. HERS. I WILL DYE A FABULOUS PAIR OF SUEDE PUMPS RED WITH HER BLOOD.
We made out in front of everyone INCLUDING his girlfriend. And no one saw. THAT DRUNK!
i feel like i got punched in the face....
you did....
Turns out tits aren't quite as effective an enticement when they know for a fact that they can't touch.
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