so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
Wait, how is it that I'm just getting ready to go out and you're already showing your penis to freshmen girls?
I hope I bought a crossbow. Also I need to not drink that much
I'm still not sure if it was intentional, but the chiropractor definitely cradled his balls on my shoulder. He even seemed to adjust the sack for comfort. I think I should be flattered. He is a doctor, after all..
At some point tonight the bad ideas in my head became bad decisions that happened outside my head
Even though he was watching you pee on his bedroom floor, you kept denying it and saying he was dreaming
Within 24 hours, I went to a feminist documentary screening with two state reps and you hate fucked a rent-a-cop on the helipad of your hospital. Somewhere our lives went in different directions.
I still make more money.
I wish we knew morse code and could knock to each other through the wall
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
Went kayaking. drunk. DID NOT FALL IN. Mission succesful.
Just did. I played that shit out so casual I deserve an Oscar. Or am Emmy, or whatever the fuck you get for acting like a boss
You were holding onto her boobs like you were adrift at sea and they were the only flotation devices
I know how to kill a man with nutmeg and a sword. You in?
Or nah
She threw her burger out the car window last night. My vegan neighbors were not pleased but I’m pretty sure I saw a for sale sign go up on their lawn so I owe her one.
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