Third unemployed latin in my bed this week. I'm on a roll
I can't believe believe she called me a slut. She doesn't know anything about me or my life.
Shit, that's something a lot of sluts say.
They are providing beer and having a margarita machine. This cannot be passed up.
I just found a bag of teeth...
he literaly had a hockey helmet on and was swan diving off the couch onto the coffee table.
For a limited time only, free special muffin with the referral of a loyal dro customer! Have it for breakfast and be happy off your ass all day! Guaranteed! New member must buy at least an eighth. Oh and O's are on sale for 280.
You. Win. At. Life.
It's tough not drinking when the bartender adds rum to your coke without telling you, and doesn't charge you
Its funny that for once I get home and I'm just as high as my parents are.
He has been feeding me cheesecake and candy for breakfast. Naked. For three days. How am I ever going to leave????
He then used a box cutter I keep in my car to open the plan b. Who says chivalry is dead?
I'm kind of upset that he wanted to have sex instead of watch Harry Potter. I mean it's Harry fucking potter.
He's perfect in every other way. Is buying him a cockring too forward or just honest?
The first time he ever tried to hold my hand, I moon walked away.
Seriously if we go to rome ur fucking me into the sunset on a wrought iron balcony overlooking Vatican City
I absolutely love waking up to see my phone search history is "xj" "qj" "cj" "uj" and "kj"
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