Just pulled my keys, cell-phone and a pack of cigarettes out from between my cleavage. This one guy's face was priceless.
mondays should just be called national damage control day
he had two deer mounted on his dorm room wall with panties and bras hanging from the antlers... i cant believe i contributed to bambi's headgear...
Why do I have flashes of a dark shed in my memory?
Because we had sex in one.
It was an 11am booty call. We were both out of our element.
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
my roommate is sobbing and looking at photos of elephants. i'm so confused.
I swear my vagina formed calluses just to deal with how big he is
VAGINAS ASSEMBLE!
I'm not seeing this movie with you.
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
Okay so.. What's with me and guys who have more than 2 nipples
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
You chugged Absolut from a beer bong. Why WOULDN'T you be a champion?
man do I wish I knew who this naked guy in my room was...
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