Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
So I don't have any furniture but we just skateboard drunk around the floor.
Is it weird i consider You Sexy Thing our song?
I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
I couldn't open my car door and for a second I thought they were taking me to an intervention circle.
I didn't think about how painful the pumpkin seeds coming up the next morning would be. Oh well, I'm good at making pumpkin seeds and that's all that matters.
I hope your perfect outfit is a slutty power rangers outfit. That's been my dream wedding since I was a kid.
Taco Bell drive through. Chick got out of the car in front of us and threw up on the hood of my car!
Not okay.
I just woke up tangled in fishing line while wearing someone else's bathing suit with fishes drawn all over me. What kind of sex did we have?
Cop came to our door looking for you. Something about sex in public and intoxication. I said you matched the description.
Apparently getting a blow job in the mens room from the bar owners daughter will get you kicked out.
My night ended with a French cab driver offering me his sperm free of cost.
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... So sensitive...
but I'm still not sure how you became more and more fluent in Spanish the drunker you got
Vodka, rum, moonshine, I don't care, just bring like 5gallons.
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