So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
So I've gone into the break room to heat up a styrofoam cup 8 times over the course of 4 hours.. that desperate to see him. Now I have a broken heart AND cancer.
could hear acupuncture therapist getting blown in the next room over the whale music
He ate me out like a beaver on a tree. I've never been so scared in my life
I would like to dedicate my cray behavior this week to my uncontrollable hormones and wine. Both have totally Efff'ed with my life.
I think its awesome that i just got you to cheer for sex
Well sex is awesome. Sex deserves cheers.
He keeps telling me he's gonna get me dope for my birthday. 1. HELP ME. 2. HOW IS THAT AN ACCEPTABLE BIRTHDAY PRESENT. Also, please HELP ME.
I'm getting drunk by myself again. But I'm not shotgunning any of them. That's self-restraint, right?
I stirred my drink with a butcher knife. His roomate keeps giving me dirty looks
Like what do you want from me
I just told a bottle to be chill
and meant it
He was smart enough to bring a condom to our study date so I mean I'm sure he'll do fine on the test
If I remember correctly I tried to steal a mail truck last night
Just so you know sleeping with you is like skydiving commando in a flightsuit made of kittens
That's the most romantic thing I've ever heard
Hot guy next to me on the flight lives near my grandparents. There’s a 100% chance I end up drunk and naked in his hot tub
Happy Thanksgiving to me!!!
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