Oh. Thats cool. Im not dating anyone right now. Sean gave me chlamydia from some GUY he fooled around with. Im being abstinent.
we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
Just witnessed a fat girl fall off the treadmill, pop a medicine ball, and drink coke out of a water bottle all in one workout.
the worst part of it wasnt him peeing on the xbox. it was when he showed me his penis and made a kissy face at me. THAT was painful.
She told me I had to leave by four. We fucked until six thirty and we are the champions played on the way home. Yeah god knew
I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
As shirtless as possible
He told her hed rather go bobbing for apples in puke than have sex with her.
Can we please start going to the gym before I accidentally kill someone via explosive fat girl pants button accident
Please tell me you're not home alone watching Glitter.
Can you see in?
I'm gonna snort this pill I found on the ground cause that's how classy I am. Watch football and eat Beef jerky. Domesticated at its finest.
Help me help you realize you are a moron
Sometimes having a penis is like having a really stupid drunk best friend. You see it doing dumb shit but you're just not the one in charge.
We fucked while The Odyssey played in the background. Homer would be proud.
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