I like one night stands...theyre like crushes for big kids
he was shitfaced drunk and couldn't walk but could still recite the top 10 in order from the first season of american idol. impressive
She said she's saving anal for marriage cuz she has to save something for her husband...seriously just caught myself lookin at rings.
Besides, I'm not in my 30's. I'm still allowed to drink wine from a bag.
"Tuesday" and "open-bar" shouldn't be used in the same sentence.
You're the only person i know who can laugh and talk while puking
I passed out on my porch last night. I'm still making it to class. This is what growing up means.
I need a second opinion on who's blood is in my car.
Look, we all have our slutty phases. Mine is just forever.
your friend did not want a bj. we need to leave. this is very awkward.
at wine tasting. Can i cleanse my Palate with a frito?
Used my brand new sperrys as a trash can to throw up in and woke up with someone's random key in my hair...new year new me:)
The lowest point of my life has been reached. I just drank half a jar of pasta sauce.
Who else will cuddle and watch the Bachelor with me then finger bang me during the rose ceremony
We were making fun of some people having sex on the beach, an hour later we were having sex on a golf course
Randomize
