He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
I just saw a guy give a mop to his fat wife and say "Look, an exercise stick!"
My roommate found me crawling down the hallway as she was on her way to her morning class. Its time for a new semester.
thats the mark of a good guy. when you can period all over his leg and he still thinks you're beautiful!
I wish i could call my weed and hear it ring. That's how i found my phone.
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
fyi gin and iced coffee...not my greatest invention
I just got kidnapped by the rugby team for a scavenger hunt. I'm "the girl you had sex with last night"
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
I blacked out after the shots of canned lobster bisque.
She got a digital picture frame for her birthday. FINALLY - a place for me to sneak all those penis shots I've taken with my iPhone.
Amazing. Super drunk. We stole a street sign in a golf cart and went around jousting trash cans all night.
I think for all the guys in my phone, I'm going to change their pictures to pics of their dicks. It's easier to identify them that way.
Steve just broke his bong and some kid in an american flag bathing suit and no shirt just fell down the stairs. Its dangerous here
Just retrieve me from the bathroom floor when you're done
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