Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
God is so good, I would give him a blow job right now.
I think the fact that my first kiss is now in a porno says a lot about why my life is the way it is
She got all mad because she said it was "unprofessional" to tell my manager to go fist herself.
I'll just get wasted and start throwing myself at men. Someone's bound to take the bait
ok, my life is complete.... the cops AND the paramedic just made a Mean Girls reference...
Overall win. We all know who got to sleep on the concrete outside of Denny's with you.
I'm not sure if it was the 11 shots or your naturally vibrant personality but I recall you being quite noisy that evening
the worst part was waking up this morning to his skrillex ringtone.....when was it ever okay for friends to let other friends go home WITH GUYS LIKE THAT!?
Just found my socks folded and in the back pocket of my jeans. Apparently drunk me refuses to lose shit after the panties incident over New Years.
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
I love being high. The owl outside stopped who-ing and I could swear I just heard someone say, "Okay, that's a wrap!"
I know you’re not my dad, but you’re someone dad. And you’re also like a second dad to me who I also send nudes to as well. Happy Father’s Day
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