Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
Alex, there's no such thing as a fancy sex store.
Standing in line for a prescreening of Alice in Wonderland - guy just passed out cold in front of us - first drug overdose of the Alice in Wonderland phenomenon witnessed.
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
I'll be honest. I knew what I was getting into. I'm not proud, but I'll be damned if I'm ashamed. 6 month draught is over. That's justice.
the creek. my friends left me at a party next thing i know im in a breaststroke relay race with a bunch of randos in the dark
Got a blowie from her in the cab on the way home. Made awkward eye contact with the cabbie who said, and I quote "Keep the mess in her mouth bro", I did so only out of respect
I feel like fucking him is something we all do but don't want to admit to. like masturbating or peeing in the shower
My drug dealer is making me hot tea during the snowstorm...I'm a fan.
Ok well i was gonna say you can only borrow my fog machine if you will use it to emerge from your room in a cloud of smoke after having sex with sarah, so yeah we're good
Why was I drunk tweeting incorrect Beyonce lyrics last night?
He used his penis as a drumstick on my back and had me guess what song he was playing.
There's lube and condom packets all over the street we missed something awesome.
What doesn't this kid understand that our relationship is not going past the blacked out blowjob I gave him on his birthday?
I wasnt 2 drunk i sobered up around the time we were shooting the fire extinguishers
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