do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
oh fat girl friday strikes again...
Too tired to do the dishes so I made mac and cheese in a teapot. There's still some left if you want some...
Well duh, alcohol and getting fucked up are the world's common languages.
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
My liver just had a heart attack.
Also, no joke, I think that raccoon hair is still in my eye from last night.
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
Unintentional and slightly frustrating adventures are basically all I'm good for. Expect heart palpitations, cheap food, and homeless men serenading us.
"I wonder if vinegar is some sort of magical hangover cure" "...no I was definitely still drunk and drinking vinegar because I was thirsty"
The squirrels were at the front door. Dude I swear..
excused from jury duty. THAT hungover...
no offense but you looked like shit yesterday
tequila is unforgiving..
How was your day?
Peaceful. I left the house to get paid and get fried chicken.
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