I just drove by a church. On the sign out front was written 'crocodile cock'. On both sides.
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
the liquor store lady asked about three times if I was sure about buying two fifths of everclear. i told her I wanted to be on cops
I am literally missing a chunk of eyelashes. That's how fun it was.
I can't believe we had "50th anniversary of man in space" sex.
still using moms red Christmas cookie plate she sent to cut lines on. not sure I can return with a clear conscious
Mcdonalds hasn't even finished serving breakfast yet and u two are getting drunk?
If you were a good friend you would take the nipple tassels off me before the ambulance comes.
I'm sorry for biting your husband's ass last night.
Your CAR. Is in a LAKE. I'd say "a big mess" is a pretty conservative description of the situation.
While I'm on hiatus from the Russian potato nectar, it is my wish for others to enjoy it in my stead.
Remember when we were coked out at that house and we were trying to meditate in the bathroom? Who's house were we at?
I ate icecream cake off your tits for my birthday, if that's not love I don't know what is.
roommates are droppin acid, i really should stop them from staring directly at the light bulb, but their giggles are so enchanting.
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