she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
Sometimes I wish there were a little bird hiding that would periodically go, "creep-per."
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
woke up with food on the counter from chipotle, taco bell, green cactus, and on the border take out. explain?
you were trying to get this Spanish chick to sleep with you. you were showing her how much you "loved her native food."
Hes still not moving. At what point does 'hungover' become 'hospital-time?'
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
He blew a .19 and then slurred "well I did have some rum cake earlier today officer".
You told her dad that you were gonna "superman that ho" I love the first impressions you make
and then we all passionately sang "what if god was one of us" until everyone passed out in the grass
Thank you <3 he just looked at me, fist bumped me, and asked me what was on my titty....we may cut her off
On celebration of the Supreme Court ruling I feel it is our patriotic duty to have a threesome
The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
If the world ends and i have no vodka please just kill me.
I'm like a great zombie Jesus.
I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU STUCK YOUR DICK IN CRAZY!
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