I just wish we had the ability to download food from our TVs.
I think someone spiked my drink last night. .. Like all 20 of them.
i turned job hunting into a drinking game..
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
You wrote me a letter and I cannot make out anything you wrote except the last sentence which says "tell the wolf ill meet him at sunset and that I'm sorrry"
Don't worry we found her. Somehow she ended up on my roof with 2 bar stools
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
I'm still not sure if it was intentional, but the chiropractor definitely cradled his balls on my shoulder. He even seemed to adjust the sack for comfort. I think I should be flattered. He is a doctor, after all..
Drink for every country you've never heard of.
Fuuuuuuuuuck
You know you are 86'd from the legacy right? You can't down shots then spike the shot glass
I'm having a hard time existing right now. When I figure out how it works ill be over.
I got hella high today and freaked out about life and interest rates
Bring me that man meat
Guy in my class today said, "I'm pretty sure you think about beer 95% of the time."
I got a free corona t-shirt and all I had to do was drink a beer. This needs to be a more widely accepted form of currency.
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