She begged me for sex again. I felt like I was telling a homeless person I didn't have any change.
I don't care what he thinks. My vagina has an open door policy.
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
My sister hid me from my parents, brought me a bloody mary, and told my girlfriend I was out with my dad. For 13, I got to say she's working out pretty good.
if i got ashes i think they'd burn a hole into my head with the amount of sins i've committed this year alone and it's only february
As your attorney I advise you to rage rapidly
I'm gonna go to bars and pick up women hopped up on democracy.
I mean your new thing is losing body parts and feeling colors so its not like we are hurting for entertainment
Hahaha idk what's worse your life or my hangover.
Just for the record, you referenced Harry Potter while complaining about being torn between the Slytherin (lesbians) and Gryffindor (your mostly straight friends) houses (tables)
You humped everything and cried in an uber.
Buying a new bed right now. My options are limited because I need to be able to be tied to it.
Did you smoke and go to the aquarium again?
Cover your peen. We're going out.
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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