so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
There's a sucker born every minute but swallowers are harder to find.
So glad I found your sister.
By the way, her vagina was so tight i was worried that i would be stuck forever
it was like he was trying to blow his nose in my vagina
i feel as uncomfortable as your camel toe looks.
I almost puked on my graduation application. perfect.
She said just put your tongue in there and don't linger. I have other things to do.
Is putting "Tonight I'm Fucking You" on my date playlist too forward?
There is a positive side to a sinus infection. Exclusively cowgirl sex. I've convinced her I'd pass out if I had to do the work.
You text him a porn site address and said GOODBYE ... I think he got the hint
Every grown women needs to pee herself once in her life. It builds character.
For an hr, you were convinced you no longer had a right arm so you played Super Mario Bros with just your left hand vs Beth. You won btw, mite b why she refused to wear the unicorn head
He plays guitar, sings like an angel, and acts like a gentleman. If I don't fuck him by the end of first semester, I'm dropping out
Whose dick am I looking at? There are too many possibilities at the moment.
Getting a smaller wine glass hasn’t changed the amount I drink—it just means I get more steps each day. Cheers to health!
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