I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
dude, i just saw a bobcat while i was rollerblading this morning
1 dont ever text someone @ 8am on sat. 2 dont ever admit to rollerblading past 1992.
I think my favourite thing about cubicles is the fact that I can pick my nose at work
I couldnt find her vag and just started laughing uncontrollably. She was not pleased. Neither was i.
All I did today at work was try to remember in vivid detail what your cock looks like.
hahaha our party bus just died on the freeway and we're drinking in the center divider. i'm on the roof. i win
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
If there's ever a time when I've matured to the point that I don't want to look at camera-phone-titties, go ahead and bury me in a shallow grave by the railroad tracks.
I masturbated to my balding thirty-something co-worker last night. I am a new level of lonely.
he cancelled our romantic dinner reservations so we could stay home and watch a Rocky movie marathon and order pizza. i know i should be upset but i think i'm kinda in love.
I think I've been there, but who knows? I drink a lot
Even though I'm gonna be a felon I'm having fun for time being.
My mom just came upstairs handed me an Adderall and asked if I could help her wash the ceilings
She threw my purse across the room almost broke a lamp and this all started bc she forgot what an air mattress was
My manager gave me an envelope with money in it before he had vacation, and when I asked what it was for, he said it will be his bail money.
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