OMG Im so trashed fishy! im sitting hereon my bed wif mcdonalds n i look like david hasselhoff!!!!!! kill me now
yo I sort of want to fuck rachel maddow. but I'm not a lesbian. actually I reaally want to so maybe I am a lesbian. at least on weekdays at 9.
We even fucked WHILE he was making me breakfast in bed.
I just told the 2nd grade class leprechauns are the children of midgets.
Then we started crawling around on the floor because we couldn't get up so decided to be tigers instead. Gotta love power hour.
He fingered me while we both sang the fresh prince theme song.
Marry him
i love how i spend my mornings exploring my phone to see what i did last night.
She was so drunk yelling at me in my driveway to fuck her. It was the ghetto version of Romeo and Juliet.
No. one of us needs a degree and I am already the alcoholic friend. I can't do everything
So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
He peed off the roof and then we bonded it was beautiful
Maybe not Elvis quality pharmaceuticals...But some good stuff
Bitch are you kidding? 2016 is gonna be the year our pussies run for president
Edible... I FEEL CLOSER TO THE UNIVERSE AND I DEF TRAVELED IN TIME. I THINK I CAN READ MINDS NOW.
I can tell that I'm high when listening to celine dion becomes such a life changing experience
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