Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
you used progresso chicken soup as a mixer last night
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
Just getting around to doing laundry. Jesus there's a lot of blood on my birthday dress.
mom and dad are asleep. time to fish my half-full bottle of wine out from under my bed and give this christmas visit a pick-me-up.
"half-full" seems a little optimistic for the turn your night is taking.
As i looked at his penis, it stared back into my soul. No more drinking games.
You said that "grilled cheese was much to complex" and started to throw the buttered bread at the wall while eating all the cheese.
He just climbed off me and used my hairspray to fix his hair. If he hadn't just gone down on me I would think he's gay.
Apparently she saw two women get in a slapping match over a comforter at target yesterday. She said it was awesome. Clearly I take after her.
Maybe he meant to say like I love fucking you? But just forgot the fucking part.. That's what I'm telling myself.
He tried to tell me that that stripper was his aunt..
I completely forgot I gave up beer. But airports don't count. They're like international waters. No rules.
What the hell do you do when your fuck buddy leaves to go for a piss naked and 20 minutes later hasn't come back and can't be found anywhere in the house or outside but has left his phone, tee shirt and shoes in your bedroom.
I don't think there is a pre defined social etiquette for a lost naked fuck buddy now roaming the streets.
I went to my AA meeting last night. My drug dealer is now my counselor.
He has a penis. Therefore, he counts.
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