Can one do a walk of shame from one's own hotel? Considering I just barfed in a planter down town in from of a bunch of business men in suits on my way to a work breakfast on a Wednesday morning, I am gonna just go with yes.
can you come get me at the bar
ill be there in 10 min
can we stop off at build a bear on the way home
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
We were so tired we rock paper scissored for who would be on top. I won.
swear to god some girl just crawled out of the washing machine. this is intense.
if pee wee herman would have taken a snuggie to the movies he wouldnt have gotten caught
Just had a thought: were the sirens on when we were in the ambulance?
He tried to cuddle with me after we hooked up and i just looked at him and said why are you still here?
Bjs on a first date are the gateway to getting to know someone for who they really are.
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
My gyno overestimated by 3 TIMES the amount of sex we have per week. First of all, he must think I'm a freak. Secondly, I think we should catch up.
If it involves notarization or the Misfits, I am up to date. Anything else, I know fuck-all.
Her name was Danica but I felt like it would be hard to say drunk so I called her Shelby
Yea she is hot. But she also had no toothpaste in her entire apartment.
Is she talking about a testicle cuff or just a cock ring? How did you meet this girl?
Is there a big difference?
It’s about the same as the difference between a night of drunken sex with a stripper at the Bellagio and being robbed and left for dead by a crystal meth tweaker
Randomize
