Your tits are I can't wait for
that shirt you're wearing that says "officially single" makes me think you'll be that way for a really long fucking time.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
then you gave the doctors and nurses bloody high fives
Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
Just orgasmed in canada. I should get a sticker or something that says I orgasmed in a different country.
I was the king of the handle race. My team finished it in 56 minutes.
you don't get it. Nobody wins a handle race. there just degrees of losing.
....she made me stop for like 3 minutes so she could talk to her cat....
you got coffee,laid,and a sandwich. that never happens when I work
I feel like one thing if I have going for me is that my bed looks like a nice place to have sex
I'm hungover during 4th grade graduation practice. I AM THEIR FUTURE.
I fit in backpacks. BOOM HERE I AM! Like a stripper from a cake.
I just gargled with NyQuil
No ive been in the mountains getting high and baking cookies with a 4 year old
Apparently his ex was into edging and did it to him so much that it takes forever for him to cum
I hate you and your multiple orgasm sexcapades
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