One girl and one boy is just not enough.
i made sure i dropped the whole "im a yoga teacher" bomb which basically roofies a guys sense of judgement and guarantees he will sleep with me.
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
You are a finance major, can I use my 529 account for your bail?
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
It'd be easier to list the surfaces my ass hasn't been on.
I told him that I wanted his dick like I wanted a jumbo hot dog. There something wrong with my priorities
So yes we had an orgy last night and I sucked your tits while you fucked my husband but I am weird about sharing my toothbrush.
I just added Tubthumping to the playlist for tonight. This is going to make or break the party.
I can't believe I got dumped for a fat chick, but at least I got four and a half years worth of free shit. So we can call it even.
I wanted to say, you're welcome for your orgasms, thanks for not returning the favor, Needledick
as a side note pls kill me
He fingerfucked me in the hot tub and then we had sex in the wine cellar. See thats why I like partying with rich people
Also while I’m drunk I saw your penis in like 4th grade when I walked past the boys bathroom
admittedly, geting that drunk in front of my last two exes wasnt a good idea
probably didn't help that you cheated on them with each other either
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