you missed a midterm to shack? WOW. How desperate are you?
i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
I queefed so loud it echoed.
Well she just peed in a pot and is now trying to boil it
I ate 12 cupcakes in less than 24 hours, so no judgement here.
That girl from the bar sent me a text saying that she wants to wear my cock as a hat. A cock hat. Is that good or bad?
Random Survey Question: If things start getting serious with this cop, do I have to stop doing coke?
I am not betting on the failure of any friend that is not you.
I'm going to pretend you don't watch My Little Pony and focus on your large cock. Kay? Don't bring it up again.
I had a dream that my roommate walked in on me masturbating and I hissed "I'm not stopping this orgasm train for the likes of you" and just kept going
How about we just have a naked taco night instead?
Just bought plan b at 8am. Then the cashier asked if I wanted to donate to the children's miracle network. Fml
Sitting naked, eating lucky charms with rain boots on
Drinking is such a hassle. I wish I could just press a button and be drunk.
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