and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
just threw up in the bushes outside my lecture hall. sometimes i hate the freedom college gives you.
drunk doesnt even begin to explain it. he said he was going to get playing cards from the lobby and came back 20 minutes later with a full set of sheets.
I'm going to a foam party and gonna grind someones dick off hayy
oh no, don't get me wrong.. she IS really pretty. If you are in to horses or Sarah Jessica Parker.
I JUST HAD PHONE SEX. WHILE TAKING A BATH. FOR AN HOUR. EATING A PLATE OF BURRITOS. TOP THAT SHIT.
His mom already thought we were lesbians BODY SHOTS WERE JUST NOT AN OPTION SORRY
I recommend we watch the Super Bowl together and have celebratory sex if we win. Good news is I don't have a team I dislike so were guaranteed a win.
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
the manischevitz sangria was a big hit
And I'm determined to make an Eiffel Tower happen sometime. I just don't know who will take the pic (first world sex problem?)
Hey, I think I showed you a picture of my nephew while we were fucking last night. Sorry, I know it's weird, I just really love that kid. Again, sorry.
I've orgasmed so many times tonight I think I've become enlightened
I'm super disappointed in my clit.
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