The dutch village is so much worse hungover. Fuck them and their wooden shoes.
Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
I pulled out and her Nuva ring was around my dick... It was like I won a carnival game for adults... I asked her where my big stuffed bear was
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
Every time I hit my bowl my neighbors set off fireworks... I stop, they stop. I start again, they start again. Too high for this.
She said that I needed to "pregame her so it can slip right in."
Goldfish can't live in a bowl filled with tequila, lesson learned.
My dad walked in on me masturbating in my own apartment.....my own apartment!!
I gave myself a pep talk in the library bathroom mirror. and then threw up in the sink.
Bring scissors.....i think im gonna have to be cut out of this damn jockstrap
Second time this week margarita night turned homoerotic
the last thing i remember was the norwegian kid tacking a bag of wine to the ceiling, then boom! shower drain.
My sister just poured me a dbl Ciroc on the rocks and said "the ice makes it festive." Honestly what a role model.
I sent him a blank text because I didn't want to "drunk text" him.
I told him it was fine and then I keyed his car.
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