Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
I think I just made patron unclassy I bought limes at a gas station and for salt we are using gas station packets of salt
Just did a kegstand with my dad. Happy fathers day.
if im not pregnant im gonna be so pissed for spending the money from my weed fund on the test
wow, a mother in the making
When I stretch out her lips her vagina looks like a dolphin...this birthmark is awesome
Your like the Mozart of blow jobs, you make every other girl seem like cheesy elevator music.
He doesn't belong with God. He belongs face-down in a pile of his own excrement, vomit, blood and semen. Then pissed on by Satan.
OH MY GOD DO YOU REMEMBER WISHBONE? DO YOU REMEMBER THAT LITTLE BITCH? WHAT'S THE STORY WISHBONE
Apparently it is frowned upon to ask the bouncer to stop pointing his flashlight in your face and step back so you can puke....and then do it
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
Well puke fest 2014 just happened
"He didn't answer my snap so I know he's arrested"
I just borrowed porn from my middle aged mother. This is what desperate looks like.
Just finished 151. Eating nutella off a spoon. Bring condoms.
She's wear your skin crazy! Is it wrong that I'm gonna fuck her 1 more time though?
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