he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
so when we got to the frat house he had a travel sized toothpaste and toothbrush for me and gave me a pair of his shorts and a girl's sorority t shirt...something tells me he's done this before
i'm in workout clothes. this is progress.
cum and cheesecake for breakfast...don't fucking tell me pride week isn't awesome
It's official, I've know hooked up with everyone I carpooled with in middle school
Don't worry I sent a creepy stalker message to a guy I slept with 6 years ago, Sunday Funday rock bottom
i stood outside in the bushes for thirty minutes. Do you know how many drunk guys pee in bushes at 2 am?
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
He told me he loved me and I told him I shit myself
My eye was non-stop itchy for like an hour... I thought burying my face in your ass caught up with me
I thought it turned out lovely. You got to see me almost naked and I got to be stoned to the point I was content with
Wtf when were you almost naked??
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
I know her cup size but not her name....
When you realized the door was unlocked, you did the mission impossible yheme song and snuck into the bathroom. And continued it while you peed.
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