So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
It was like a Michael Bay sized explosion located in my pussy.
i wish i could swallow nair and shit it out and it would get rid of all my ass hair.
now that we've slept with the entire soccer team i think its time to expand the horizon.
My goal of the day is to not shit myself. That's it. Setting the bar real low
The owner of this phone is no longer accepting texts from liars, assholes or married men. You figure out which one applies.
6 beers, 3 orange crushes, & half a fire ball later & you get my alter ego.
Can we please start going to the gym before I accidentally kill someone via explosive fat girl pants button accident
Basically she credited me and my dick pic for boosting the moral of all the Safeway workers
all I've ever wanted was a guy with twelve cats who will tie me up in bed
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
All I remember is pissing by the garage and the next thing I know I'm on fire
Seeing her tonight. She doesn't want dinner, just wants me to come over for awhile. My penis just sent me a thank you card.
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