fighting downstairs. join me tonight to hear their makeup sex. also, let's make skittles vodka.
You keep asking me questions like I have this magical thing called a memory
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
Don't worry about it. I've taken so much Plan B, my uterus is purely for show now.
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
please just be careful, i just switched my facebook status to "in a relationship", i would look really pathetic if i had to change it back to "single" already
...Then she just started hitting me with a loaf of bread.
hes supposed to be my fuck buddy. im not supposed to see him on his knees praying by my bed when i walk into my room.
She's drinking vodka out of a windex bottle. She is spraying it in her mouth and at strangers.
It's home.......I'm going to the store in disguise to get skittles and cake frosting. Then I'll eat the frosting in a dark corner while I cry and wonder what I did to deserve this.
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
KNEE DEEP IN HOES. SEND HELP.
How do I know if porn I have watched is haunted?
You shouted “im bobby labonte!” In the process of shoutgunning a beer. He said you were too redneck for him...
he asked me for a magic BJ...is that supposed to be different from a normal BJ?
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