haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
Just saw a guy wearing pink jeans and i bet he's straight. Fuck 2009.
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
Well he's not a stripper, so we're already doing better than my last date.
It was also my first failed attempt at shower sex.
We left the window open. My vibrators funeral is at 2ish.....bring a side dish or some shit.
did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.
You're doing that 'overestimating how much I care' thing again.
In complete seriousness I think I am the highest person on earth
This is what happens when you live with someone you met on Grindr
I woke up half naked on the floor next to his bed, and his cat was staring at me like it had seen everything that i myself don't remember..
It's funny that when I fall down as an adult I'm so much happier no one saw than that I'm not seriously hurt.
Is her birthday actually on cinco de mayo? That makes so much sense
When I come home and take my bra off and I'm served with a perfect grilled cheese along with a glass of wine. Priceless.
You handed me your heels and said, "barefoot running is all the rage." Then you proceeded to run home.
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