is it considered a "problem" when you find a pickle slice in your bed in the morning or is it like a "super-awesome bonus"?
I wish i could make my toaster dance like they do in the second ghostbusters. But i dont have ectoplasmic goo. Or a toaster.
all we ever talk about is how much i like your dick or my drug problem.
he sent her a picture of his penis to show that he "trusts her" or some shit like that..well she showed it to me, and let me just tell you..it looked like a freaking slug or something. creepiest penis i've ever seen. hands down
My three rules on what I'm wearing tonight. Something short, something see through, and something i had sex in.
God damn. I'm really starting to resent babies. They're everywhere. Like fucking land mines.
Sometimes familiar penis is best. Its like comfort food for your vagina.
I'm at a restaurant. I am NOT about to discuss my asshole over the phone.
Sitting in my car feasting on the spoils of Taco Bell as Donna Lewis croons "I love you, always forever." A more perfect moment will never exist.
In order to save time, dignity and liver damage, wanna get naked?
Should I go bust a nut on the beach
All I remember is that I was trying to call my wolf pack by howling.
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
He made me promise not to describe his penis in detail to you....oops.
I should have known it wouldn’t work. Someone saved in her phone as “Subway Sex” called the week before the wedding
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