What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
I woke up this morning and was hoping we drank enough last night to have a unicorn drawn on my wrist. Good News: We did.
I wonder what it would be like to masturbate in space
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
I smell like Captain Morgan and tears
When the cops come you probably shouldn't be poking cars with a stick.
all i remember is him tryin to explain to the girls how to effectively hit the strip club with their bfs
hes actually pretty persuasive when he drinks
I feel like I ran a fucking marathon on my knees last night and there are bruises to prove it.
Quick! What do I wear on a 4 hour road trip with an older guy in the army I had pantomime sex with in a hotel a few months ago?
My favorite thing about your netflix account "suggestions for you" section: Russias Toughest Prisons is followed immediately by Strange Sex
Just threw up mid-poop. I can't drink like I used to.
He's got that kind of dick that just MAKES me cheat on my boyfriend. It deserves a trophy. Really you should give it ride sometime.
What better than a girl who loves jager, sexts like a champ and is down for t-bell at any hours of the night? oh wait, NOTHING.
I always want to see you. Honestly my only hesitation is that my ass is still kind of sore from Sunday 🥺
There’s an entire generation of people out there who didn’t grow up watching Mr. Rogers and it shows. These Boomers need to get their shit together.
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