I don't make mistakes...just understandable bad choices.
My jaw hurts. Such a slutty injury..
we're doing shots for every degree below freezing it is outside
You taught me that having a dip while u shit is awesome. I appreciate u for that
How long is the appropriate time period between a pregnancy scare and breaking up with my girlfriend?
sorry I didn't call you. I had your number saved as "girl that offered bj but didn't follow thru".
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
I was trying to make tacos and friends but there was a major language barrier.
how did we start talking about space blow jobs?
Their engagement party consisted of them doing shots, yelling at each other, leaving for 30 minutes, and coming back with smiles.
I'd say they're off to a great start!
He held back my hair as I puked, then kindly asked me to slightly move my head over and pissed right next to my face.
please come back they are interrogating me about masturbation
I think my moral compass just broke
I just woke up, its 6AM and i'm pretty sure the guy passed out next to me is 70% ugly...
I should never have to text my best friend asking if she eloped again last night.
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