shaved balls and baby powder=awesome
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
come home now. i got a twizzler tangled in my hair again
I have a critically important question to ask.
Why does watermelon-flavoured candy exist?
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
still drunk. talking shit to the doc drawing my blood. this has no upside
All I remember is apologizing to his sister for being a bad influence while I was throwing up into a big gulp cup.
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
I woke up this morning and I had the absolutely horrific realisation that I am the human incarnation of scrappy doo
I just masterbated to the home shopping channel...what have I become...
I woke up in your kitchen with my ID in my hand and my nails were painted electric blue. Dude.... never let me have fireball again.
I have need of you to return home with haste, as I require the magical capsules you possess to relieve the posterior pain I am living. I battle this demon with stubborn grit, however I feel that defeat is on the horizon.
I got the beer and the first aid kit. You get the tequila and burn cream. We should be set for the camping trip.
They just made me take another shot and I found out the liquor store next to my brothers house has a petting zoo
Mind. Blown.
really who shits their pants then locks themselves out of their apartment? ... I threw my underwear out in a random bathroom
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