he confessed his love for me, threw up on my pillow and then fell asleep on said pillow. i met him last night.
better than last weekend. things are really looking up for you.
If I was on drugs, this would be amazing
ugh. my friday night is playin' Farmville on my face. time to harvest the blackheads...
recess is on disney at 4 in the morning, insomnia has never been so rewarding
My flask crushed my baggie full of aderall in my backpack, why can't my demons just live together in peace
there are 5 pictures on my phone from last night, 4 are too blurry to recognize and the 5th is you dangling a twizzler over your mouth, naked.
I totally cried the whole time and then screamed out my new therapists name....
How did it go last night?
Woke up head half shaved and a burrito? So good and bad?
Has my life seriously led me to day drinking on a Monday the third week of the semester?
It's after 5, it's not day drinking.
i was sitting in the back of a squad car completely stoned watching airplanes take off
drunk brunch me or lose me forever
I'm getting 800 nuggets from McDonald's
OH GOOD GOD THE BUFFALO WING SAUCE IS BURNING MY FUCKING CUNT. WHY THE FUCK DID I AGREE TO SPICY AND NOT MILD
Don't take a pillow from my bed. You don't know which ones of them my vagina has been on
dont ever go to laser tag drunk. you will be judged.
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