He was a level 5 clinger dude i dont need to be told how ridiculously awesome i am all the time, if so id just hang out with my mom
part of it is the fact that im problem drinking, and the other part is my OCD wont let me leave the bottle half-empty.
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
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You're right, stupid question.
I can always tell its time to do laundry when my vibrator doesn't stay covered up in my sock drawer.
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
But life isn't just all about getting drunk & eating chicken strips.
i woke up hungover wearing my gym shorts and the condom from last night. Wine bar thursdays rule.
He passed out again after sex. I've hidden all his clothes. There's no way he is sneaking out in the morning this time!
She is the Michael Jordan of blowjobs. Unfortunately, her baby sister is the Michael Jordan of baseball of blowjobs. It does not run in the family.
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
Let's say hypothetically if you were going to put icing on a penis and then lick it clean...what would you ice it with? Not a knife right?
Is it weird that I was turned on when he told me he had a vasectomy?
I knew you two would hit it off
and then the sword just ended up between my legs
So...I'm pretty sure I have officially determined that reverse cowgirl is the only position possible to have sex in my smart four two
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