But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
i had to take my roommates dildo out of her suitcase so I could use it
the suitcase or the dildo?
don't you miss freshman year when you could get away with "but i've never given a bj before..."
She kept saying the tortilla understood her. I honestly don't know where she found a tortilla at the pool.
It's like even though I'm not in college anymore my body still knows it's September and is putting itself into competitive binge drinking mode.
I like to think I'd be good at dodging genitalia.
2 reasons we need to wear those onesies to the bar more ofter 1) comfy as shit 2) we both still got laid\n\nHow can you resist that kinda night?
Honestly I'm not even that excited to see my boyfriend. I'm more excited to see his penis. His penis inside of me.
So how exactly do I backtrack from motorboating and ass grabbing?
He said he's in to distance fucking. I thought he just mean long durations. We fucked on a towel all the way down his tile hallway accross his kitchen and into the living room
What kind of paramedic is he, some dude is dying back there and he's trying to get laid
Cocaine bath bombs are a really bad idea
This is the second time this month a hookup cried when I left...bro get your shit together bar does NOT equal wife 😬
I'm going to be such a slut in Europe I've already decided
Send me dick pics. We'll make a scrap book
why is there glitter IN my vagina????
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