I just saw "i'm bigger then that" as her facebook status. Would it be better to make a fat joke or correct her grammar?
how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
It was only 12:11 and I needed to make a Pepto Latte and call it a night, I don't remember that being part of my new years resolution.
I feel like I was just dunked in a tub of beer and then thrown in a giant dryer with rocks in it.
I feel like my teeth are sweating.
He probably smells like baby powder and sexual identity crisis.
But you have work tomorrow. And a whore to pick up. And a dinner to eat. And a vagina to slaughter. Your day is full!
I appreciate the concept of vaginal slaughtering.
Did you find any other hidden treasures in my room? Specifically weed? Or Slim Jims?
Liz is crying about burritos again.
So your bra was hanging in the Christmas tree last night at some point I think
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
I just want to be like i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it
He wants to make me arch my back "like I'm having an exorcism". Not sure if I'm turned on or freaked out.
I am pants-free in the living room. This is liberating.
OMG OMG OMG!!!! I made his penis bleed!! I repeat I MADE HIS PENIS BLEED!!!!
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