I just named my vagina "The Boneyard"
More like "Chia Pet"
fell asleep with the bong in the pool, weirdest tan line ever
if im not pregnant im gonna be so pissed for spending the money from my weed fund on the test
wow, a mother in the making
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
I think the main reason you were throwing up so much was the quart of soap you chugged trying to burp bubbles. you came close
DO NOT EAT ONE OF DONOVANS WEED RICE CRISPIES. I REPEAT DO NOT EAT IF YOU VALUE YOUR EYE BALLS
Carry on my wayward bro, there'll be beer when you get low. lay your neon tank to rest, dont you rage no more.
The cops busted down the door and everyone ran. I was just trying to find my shirt before I got arrested
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
You're always so generous when it comes to your dick.
Is it bad that when someone says the phrase "helicopter dick" I immediately think of you?
I feel like I spent all day wearing underpants made entirely of poison ivy and sandpaper
Had a slight melanoma scare this morning. Spoiler alert, it was Nutella.
My husband just came over to kiss me and said, "careful, I got a block of cream cheese in my pocket"
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