Her parents hate her and she's on like major lockdown. All her friends are in jail and she has massive pit stains. Dude... It doesn't get much worse than that.
we're drinking boxed wine and eating string cheese. It's like a wine tasting for poor people.
took acid and went on safebus. all the lights were off except the adds. swear to god it was a submarine
on the bus. saw a kid get off at a red light, puke on the sidewalk, and get back on.
You owe me new eyes. The ones I have are burned with your balls into the back of my eyes. And every time I close them, your balls are right there...
Well see how he likes it when I randomly start crying and saying my dads name during sex I WILL RUIN ALL HIS FUTURE BONERS
I'll do a soapy photo shoot for you in the shower. No loofas, though. Once you get one of those caught in your nipple ring, you never go back.
Put it this way, at one point I was getting stoned on the roof of the strip club with one of the strippers while another one gave me a free lap dance. That wasn't even the best part of the night.
On the bad side I puked, but on the bright side I puked lettuce which was a new experiance
P.S. I just made up pleasure scepter for the purpose of that last message.
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
Is it OK to disqualify a potential therapist if she lists 50 Shades of Gray as her favorite book? Or is that a good thing?
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
My vagina likes him more than I do, but I’m going to follow her lead and see what happens
Randomize
