no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
I know its small, but please -- stop calling it my "weenis".
im holly from the hills drunk
we're all still whores. we just have a theme song now.
she has a fucking refrigerator full of four loko and is charging 15 dollars a can.... she is like a mini donald trump
WHERE ARE MY FUCKING EYEBROWS?!
She was standing in the road flagging traffic in a tshirt and boxers. I didn't stop.
All she wanted was a cigarette
my goal was to make out with as many people dressed as batman as possible. I have my priorities.
Our sex has gotten so much better since we broke up.
The night went downhill when he lit her purse on fire and tried putting it out with vodka
I just want you and your enormous dick to be my fucking rebound so we can move on with our lives
I'm glad you have such faith in my ability to find the worst situations with my vagina.
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
All I'm sayin is that I don't want to raise anything. Or deal with anything. Or having anything come out of my vagina. I mean, I don't think that's asking too much.
my whole checking account just had a funeral down bourban street, paid for that, and then bought everyone 5 shots of fireball...
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