Hallmark should totally make "congratulations on getting your period" cards...I feel they would be quite popular.
the real housewives of new jersey finale is tonight. it makes me wish we had pot.
Life lesson: using the oven as a heater= $500 electric bill
Whenever someone from high school gets pregnant or has a pregnancy scare my self esteem grows a good 5 points
how bad would it be if i made his twitter my home page?
Hey do you have anything at your house 30 ft. tall to throw eggs off of?
Stumbled into class and into a desk. When I fell my bottle broke in my backpack. I had to leave there was vodka everywhere.
The chick I hooked up with last night is my girlfriend older sister. Who is in town visiting. Who I just met. Who I just had dinner With. Who is here along with their parents and the whole family. How did my luck get so bad?
How soon is too soon to enter the slutty phase of this breakup?
only i would grind with someone to harp music at a gay wedding
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
Man I was just the closest I've ever been to crapping my pants.
I mean you're asking high Chelsea. I'd sell myself for a rice crispy
What am I thankful for..I figured out I can drink on antibiotics without getting sick thanks to the power of pot gummies
Do you remember seeing anyone put a "my other penis is a vagina" bumper sticker on my car?
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