ha- omfg whatt the fuck is wrong w me. Alcohol+third cousins= bad decisions
shit is crazy. i just keep thinking that this kid growing inside Emily used to live in my balls.
Seriously, in what other class can the final major discussion be what bar you're going to with your prof?
It all boils down to, who else do we know that is willing to buy our friendship?
I figured out plans for New Year's and by figuring out I mean I've got a sugar bowl of cocaine. Start at 10?
I pissed myself at the bar so I threw away my wet underwear and kept partying... you act you've never done that before
Oh god. Standing was a rash decision
I made it to Starbucks to do work and I've just been sitting here with my head on the table for 30 minutes...
I'm seeing how long I can hold this wine in my mouth. I have so many adventures! I'm like Teddy Ruxpin!
My liver and my bank account can't afford another all nighter. Help.
I lost my flask somewhere between dancing shirtless to The Spice Girls and walking around Wawa opening/eating things and putting them back.
sooo trippy being back in town after 5 years. if you had asked me in high school who would be future coke heads, i would have been way off
Your actions as of last night have earned you over thirty new nicknames.
sorry I called you to cry about the state of the neopets economy
Is it bad I have to get shitty ass drunk on a Monday night because I can't adult?
Socially acceptable to sleep in a booth in the library? Its not finals but I dunno if I can make it back to south. Too drunk.
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