I regularly think about how cool your nickname is
Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
she gave me a schnouzer then wanted to kiss while we were having sex...i had to puppy slap her nose. pick me up out front.
How was last night?
She looked like Delta Burke in her fat Designing Women days ... and she just left like 2 minutes ago. Right after breakfast.
I just overhead some girl saying that she's trying out for the real world so she has a backup if she doesn't get into teach for america...
So I've come to the conclusion that I would cry if I had an ugly baby.
sober me hid the cigs from drunk me. sober me is a tricky bitch.
Clothes are such an inconvenience.
Just got a blowjob on the pier where my great-grandfather entered America.
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
And the night ended with some random dude pissing on a car in a vain attempt to find a proper bathroom. We, the drunk, salute you, sir!
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
PLEASE HELP ME THE AMERICANS ARE YELLING ABOUT TURKEY, I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO
when you shit yourself on the way to school its time to give up and go home
Randomize
