their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
She laid down on my bed and played "I want you to want me" on my laptop. subtle.
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
Even the bar was yelling boobs, so of course the shirt came off
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
I did, I'm just saying. Once the drinking starts my nipples are no longer my control.
Steve called. He needs me to pick him up. He also asked for a set of his clothes, he can't find them. He is such a strong motivation to stay sober.
I'm not judging you. Just know that you could be Queen of The World. Instead you're 5:28 p.m ponging. I hope you're at least winning
We had sex six times. In a span of 8 hours. Confirmation I don't need to go to the gym.
The guy I blew who bought us all the shots last night? I really think he's the TV guy I'm watching give the local weather. Like right now.
please don't forget about the bread in the toilet i am absolutely not dealing with that
ill give you some hints: blood, carnival, fog machine, happy meal.
Just let me put on a bra and brush the alcohol out of my hair.
Well, for starters, you were growling and slurping beer from a puddle on the carpet. Let's all hope that was beer...
I'd send you a picture as proof but I want to marry him some day and that would be a deal breaker.
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