ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
Life lesson: when driving and throwing up, choose a paper bag over plastic. Fuck my life.
You tried to tip the paramedic for finding you.
Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
I'm not sure which is worse. The fact that I slept with him last night, or the fact that you did too.
i found two dead squirrels on my front step this morning.. do you think they have something to do with my missing phone?
You said that "grilled cheese was much to complex" and started to throw the buttered bread at the wall while eating all the cheese.
$200 on plane. $110 on train. $5 per drink on plane. $15 per case on train. Plane 1 hour flight. Train 9 hour excursion. Hmmmmm.
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
its so sad we are done celebrating 21st bdays everytime one of us turned 21 everyone else got laid
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
BUT YOU MUST FINISH YOUR QUEST
TO FIND THE HOLY GRAIL
AND GET DRUNK OFF YOUR ASS BY DRINKING OUT OF IT
Called Apple, my penis pics are safe.
Smoked a blunt with my dad then introduced him to cinnabon delights. Today was a good day.
Shower wine is way better than shower beer.
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