Don't judge me. Haven't eaten all day so I'm in my room sticking my finger in peanut butter, then jam, then my mouth.
so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
I just ate a whole pineapple for lunch. You should be begging to give me a bj tonight.
i dont know, i woke up and he was going down on me. i guess i can save his number
Medicore although I woke up with the business card of a Turkish lawyer called Mufasa...
I need to shower, but I have no shower curtain... I think I can get by with a whore bath and a hat for one more day.
I just got a reminder alert on my phone for an event I titled "Bradley getting stupid high with me in bed." I assume we planned this during the party. I'm down if you are.
Who the fuck did i sell my right shoe to last night i need to get that back im not walking with one shoe on
you guys just sat there and simultaneously smoked bowls staring at each other... it was like a bowl off or something.
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
Nobody wants to date "Eats Taco Bell Secretly In Her Car" Girl
Will you rub my calves while I masturbate?
look when god gives you a dick that good for his son's birthday you don't question it
And why in he fuck did I get 'dick' in Romanian tattooed on my forearm
This is a question I thought I'd never have to ask. How many hits of acid did you give your dad tonight?
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