1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
I was eating her out when she coughed, I just swallowed a bright red blood clot
MY DOG FOUND A BAG OF COKE ON THE SIDE OF THE ROAD!!!!!!!!!!!
AND ITS GOOD STUFF TOO!!!!!! AHHH!!!!!!
using smirnoff bottles as a pillow actually isnt as uncomfortable as you would think
oh god was she eating orange peels again
Dude, someone broke the toilet seat in two, the is a pair of panties on the kitchen counter, and the entire house smells like a brewery
Drinking vodka straight out of a beer bottle because I don't want to be judged. Not my best idea and not my worst.
Hey. Me and my buddy are drunk. you wanna give us tattoos of the hawaiian punch guy we shall pay very well. Seriously dude. no bull shit.
The hot tub didn't work. But it's okay because we discovered just how many people you can fit in a bathtub.
Aren't you proud to know somebody who texts you "manifold facade" while dumping frozen colada mix into a blender of rum
People were staring and acting all judgmental and offended... Like they've never seen anyone breastfeed in a liquor store.
I know I've never told you this before.. but Gyro sauce makes everything okay.
Pretty sure the waitress here is concerned about well being bc I've been here drinking by myself for 3 hours. If only I could show here FB so she'd know I'm not alone...
We went from him going down on me to swapping baby pictures of our moms.
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