Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
dude i dont realllllly have to fuck her do i? its just a mess down there and i think im gonna cry
well hello there hangover. fancy meeting you here on this BRIGHT thursday morning.
I can't think of anything besides pubic hair fallout. Ugh.
Great I'll forever be branded as gym slut at the new gym.
I want him to come over and snuggle with me but put a bag over his head. Is that rude?
It's not rude if you use a pillowcase that's softer.
Cops busted the party. A kid dressed as a dinosaur tried to crawl out the bathroom window but his tail got stuck. It took 3 cops to pry him out.
Like lay upon bear skin rugs, drink brandy and reminisce of the yesteryear's before a majestic fire place? Because those are my plans.
An open call to all exes! i have a drunk text policy that requires i delete any and all texts after drink 3, however i have reason to believe i have done something stupid. if i have texted you that "I love you", "miss you" and/or conveyed any interest in getting back together with you in the last 24 hours i was belligerent and lying. That is all.
I broke the girls bed. I will not apologize about bragging.
There is a really great story behind the missing Coco Puffs and vodka mystery
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
the worst fight me and my gf ever had was over Guy fieri
Ain't no cockblock like hearing the word"HOOODOOORR!" shouted from the bedroom floor while in the middle of sex.
It's the kinda thing that makes you wanna buy a rainbow flag and fight republicans and kiss girls
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